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that could have your bubbly character and my perfect body… You know I like it forward, but that’s even too much for me. You: You know, I was hoping for something more romantic. * Ok, I will come go dance with you, but I don’t wanna see any of this hip hop booty grinding. We need something more sensual with rhythm and style * So are you glad you got to see me tonight? let’s get Tequila so you loosen up * Opener: Oh my god, did you just grab my ass? * OMG, she just admitted that she slept with over 100 men * Sorry what did you just say? As an experiment, I (and probably several hundred other guys) am switching my profile over to this one (with a few small modifications) for the next week or so, to see what impact it has on the level of interest I receive.The profile I’ve had up for the last 6 months has been doing very well – I receive anywhere from 10 – 20 winks and/or emails on a daily basis.Moreover If you actually took any of this seriously you should probably consider getting mental help immediately, if you are actually a pirate (you're already a winner in my book)... And if you picked up on the over abundance of sexual innuendo you would definitely be the type of person that I could be going for!I mean lets face it, Traveling the globe in search of "booty", and sinking vessels on their "maiden voyage", who do I look like Johnny mother****ing Depp?Here’s the link to Inbox Overload if you want women to reply to your messages. You want to look like a guy who’s just enjoying his life and would love to have a woman to enjoy it with.

If your interested in the high seas I am the irate pirate that you'd be looking for...

* Look, we should go now because I have a date in two hours * It’s tough being cute without being hit on…..sometimes I wish I was ugly * Let’s have a xxxx-off * Have you ever played imaginary frisbee? I mean, I am well hung and tender, but you just want me for my body. Your friend has been looking at me like a fat/hungry kid at a hamburger.



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